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“A Found Poem (which may have been written by me)”
Phone no am work good.
No bars. (Not even itsy tiny bar.)
Factory reset no am make better.
Verizon store replace sd card, no am make better.
They throw up hands.
They say, “Eric am must pay $4 million for new phone!”
Eric say, “Eat a stainless steel bat turd!”
No can text–only FB messenge.
Actually, even FB messenge pretty iffy too
since rebooted phone won’t download it.
Wont download podcast app either.
It give error message and dump battery.
Replacement phone not arrive for days and possibly days.
Silence and sadness.
(Eric found deal. New phone, only $2 million)