Actual Conversations Heard in my Bed #5
SETTING: My bed as the wife and I are preparing for sleep, both reading our devices.
THE WIFE: Hey, will you turn off your big light? I don’t want it messing with my circadian rhythms.
ME: (Turns off bedside lamp) The rhythm is going to get you.
THE WIFE: (BEAT) Well, that was mean.
THE WIFE: Why do you want to start me off to sleep with an ear worm like that?
ME: You mean to-NIGHT?
THE WIFE: Ugh!
ME: Uhn UHN,un-un-UN?