Actual Conversations Heard in my Bed #5

SETTING:  My bed as the wife and I are preparing for sleep, both reading our devices.

THE WIFE:  Hey, will you turn off your big light? I don’t want it messing with my circadian rhythms.

ME:  (Turns off bedside lamp)  The rhythm is going to get you.

THE WIFE:  (BEAT)  Well, that was mean.

ME:  What?

THE WIFE:  Why do you want to start me off to sleep with an ear worm like that?

ME:  You mean to-NIGHT?

THE WIFE:  Ugh!

ME:  Uhn UHN,un-un-UN?

*Slap*

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