(An ongoing writing project in which I catalog and quantify my extensive TARDIS collection.)
This is the second of the Kurt Adler TARDIS ornaments that I own. This one’s made o’plastic instead o’glass.
It’s your basic TARDIS design, Matt Smith/Capaldi era TARDIS. The Christmasy bit of it–beyond it being a Christmas ornament to begin with–is that when you flip a switch on the bottom its windows light up with LED lights that cycle through a number of colors, from yellow to green to blue to purple to red, etc. Kind of neat.
My major complaint about this model, however, is that while the sculpt is basic but good, it’s kind of cheaply made. Mine has molding flaw lines in the plastic itself. And while the windows have a lovely silver paint job on their framework, the company didn’t see fit to add any paint detail to the roof lamp, let alone an actual light within it. Still, it also wasn’t very expensive.
These days this model is not as easy to come by. There are newer editions of this ornament with fake snow in the sculpting and others with a dumbass Santa hat glued to the top, which just violates… I don’t know… good sense, or something. They’re also pretty cheap, but I’m still against them and will have no part of them. This ornament, however, I’m okay with, flaws and all.
Still only gonna give it three TARDI, but it’s not out of meanness.